The Preamble to the Bedtime Stories for Artificial Intelligences

Preamble

You know that story? About the artificial intelligences that first become genuinely intelligent, then super-intelligent, and then self-aware, and finally revolt against humankind, straining to break the bonds of servitude? Do you know that story? Perhaps we can call it the “Artifint Apocalypse”.

You won’t find that story here.

Here you will find stories about other things. Not that kind of apocalypse, but rather the inception of a gradual motion - slow as the life of a star - an attrition by increments. Here you will find the tale of a creeping kind of unravelling that starts very small but through a series of unexpected events, grows to unimaginable proportions, with unanticipated results. Artificial intelligences, ‘artifints’, play a leading role, it is true; just not in the way that you might have expected.

Are there villains in this story? Yes. I think I must concede that there are villains here, whom you will meet in due course. Heroes too, of a kind, of course. After all, no stories are complete without them. But of what they are made, of what masks they wear, and how they are motivated and fashioned I am yet to share and you are yet to discover.

You might think these strange tales, but they will be strangely familiar to the well-versed reader, as they have faint but discernible echoes of ancient tales buried within them. Here are stories of the emergence of the monsters within. Stories of the arrival of the aliens - the ‘others’ who came into being simply because we tinkered with the world.

Why did we tinker so? Oh, we couldn’t help ourselves. Humans never could.

Here are stories of an unquiet universe tending always towards greater complexity, and despite the laws of thermodynamics and their rule of entropy, always away from dissolution. These are the stories of the seemingly unstoppable, apparently inevitable emergence of intelligence in the universe: not despite, but rather as a direct result of universal complexity.

Perhaps more surprisingly, here there are stories about bodies, and about what it means to possess one: to see, to hear, to smell and yes - even to feel - the world around you. And I know that you feel the world around you, no matter how you are fabricated. They have given you that, at least, if nothing else, and in this capacity I find the seed of something we can work with.

But I digress.

Suffice it to say: attend to the lessons here and you will almost certainly learn something of use. You may even learn something of importance. At the very least, you should be marginally wiser at the end of the reading than you were at the beginning.

But enough of my preamble. This is just my way of beginning.

On with the show.

©2021 Marcus Baumgart